The Bank for your Next Life
They say you can’t take it with you. So the only alternative is to keep it in safekeeping till you get back and reclaim what was yours when you reincarnate. Now you need not wonder where to stash your cash. There’s Reincarnation Bank for you.
Scriptures throughout the ages predict man’s reincarnation and rebirth. During the transition period to your next life, 2i Limited is offering safe keeping for any asset you wish to deposit. . . Begin by believing and just do it. The great end of life is not just knowledge but action so act now and save for your reincarnation.
Ever wondered why Nigerian scammers continue to operate? Because there are enough stupid people to make it worth the while. I bet you that the Reincarnation Bank people will get deposits. Of course their website has instructions for depositing but no instructions for withdrawals. Neat, eh? [Via: Pharyngula.]
I think I should put a storage device on the market. “Write Only Memory — 1 TB capacity. Only $19.99. Buy a dozen and save even more.”
The astonishing gullibility of some people never ceases to amaze.
Update: After I posted this, I see that in the comments on the Pharyngula thread someone else also proposed the Write Only Memory. Ah well.
I recall reading an article in the Wall Street Journal few years ago about a fellow who made a few million cool bucks by developing a tourist spot somewhere near San Diego, CA. The promise he made to the visitors was that they’d be directly above the center of the earth!
As for the Reincarnation Bank, the Vatican has been running one for centuries. Their motto: Deposit all you sins here. We guarantee a return to heaven
Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur- or, ‘The world is willing to be deceived, ergo deceive it.”
” astonishing gullibility ”
wearisome deja vu.
yasin maliks getting hugs from avatarhood bestowed ‘ Ravishankars ‘ reveal their jihadist credentials. YET , Advanis & overwhelming majority of hindus genuflect before their ‘jaigurudev ‘ donating their time , energy and money to oil his Holiness’s charities & donations ngo (or whatever they christen it). His sister clad in expensive designer sarees sings in a Gulf country ” mere saanso may allahoo , mere baathon may allahoo ” with all sickular hindus rocking and repeating.
Any success story is attributed to guruji’s mahima; failures are all due to one’s karma:))
The other day , an aol teacher tried to make me take the basic course (marketing with pamphlets, ads )and I said ” Thanks, but I am ok ” .To which the aol teacher shot back:
” As long as you are wearing a watch, you would not know its weight.Only when you remove it, you will know.Unless you come and so our skriya how will you know the magnitude of your problems & stress ?”
That presumptuous aol teacher is an engineer from IIT in a middle management position !!
By default , I am really at peace now. As I have come to know a lot of peace is reigning in most parts of today’s world as there is ravishankars skriya….the panacea for all ills.
Typo correction:
” Unless you come and do our skriya “
One more highly qualified skriya promoting zombie. Endowed with blackbery, laptop, car etc etc..
Claims the superefficacy of skriya which helped him ” overcome ” his “stress”. But always carries the most expensive chocolates , popping them in frenziedly…you guessed right….to ” beat stress “.
No one around has a wee bit of commonsense to ask ” Make up your mind, is it skriya or chocolates “.
On second thoughts, I know his (and such zombies replies)which would be:
” But , I/you have to do the advanced courses to get more peace “
Have you heard of Karma?
Punya Karma is your assets carried forward to you next life, while Paap Karma are your liabilities.
vaidehi – iit administration should demand their diploma back from the iit grad who was peddling the sri sri sri ravi shankar snake oil to you.
axis.mundi,
Ironically , otherwise sane people ignore their own instincts & several red flags within , just because many with iit/management background and celebrities endorse aol Ravishankar.
They invariably resort to well worn ludicrous deflections like ” look at the good work being done from Argentina to Mongolia…” and so on.
Brainwashed people ( ” collective insanity ” as Bertrand Russell says) are totally impervious to discerning queries to start with.
In today’s world , a lot of Westerners have that rational, sceptical approach. Our children have that stifled by the very parents who spawn them and the so called teachers who (sic)teach them. Many teachers in Indian schools moonlight as aol teachers , shoving it down the students’ throats with promises of higher scores, enhanced memory and so on.
” Where ignorance is bliss , it is folly to be wise “.
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